A committee headed by Dr. Bernard Gallstone of the Combined Nations United Against a Certain Democratic Country in the Middle(Chaotic)East, (CNUACDCME) reported today that the Mossad obviously was responsible for the recent assassination of a Hamas leader in Dubai. The committee's conclusion was based entirely on information supplied by the Dubai authorities, known informally as the Dubiouses. This was sufficient evidence for Dr. Gallstone to issue another charge that Israel as the sole source of trouble in the area.
The report was hailed by all parties in the area for its accuracy and integrity.
Dr. Gallstone was last seen wearing a wig, false teeth and carrying a hockey stick to avoid reporters seeking further comment.
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