As the GOP primary parade heads to South Carolina, surely it will stop at South of the Border, that venerable way station in Dillon, S.C., so familiar to auto travelers. And true to its tradition SOTB is getting ready for the newest addition to its Reptile Lagoon: The Six Slithering Candidates.
The Reptile lagoon is run by Pedro's cousin, Zurdo, who can't wait to meet and greet the longest running standup routine in Republican History. They say South Carolina politics is vicious. Wait'll this group meets up with the “amazing collection of snakes, alligators, crocodiles, turtles and other creepy crawlies,” in SOTB's new Reptile Lagoon.
The Reptile Lagoon already boasts an exotic collection of slithering snakes from all around the planet. A visit here is a must for any snake enthusiast (read political reporter.)
No reptile exhibit would be complete without some of the most deadly and dangerous venomous snakes known to man. (Fill in your own preference.)
Along with these treacherous creatures, we also have dozens of different beautiful and fascinating snake specimens (known as consultants).
Who will be the first of the fabulous six to wrestle the truth alligator? To look a deadly snake (opponent) in the eye and blink last?
Let the crocs loose. Ole!
(*Hyperbole freely lifted from South of the Border's website)
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