I'm Ex-Gen

I've decided to become a member of Ex-Gen.

I made that up, of course, because I've run out of Gens to be in. So I'm opting out of all of them. It's very liberating, when you think about it.

I don't have to follow any Gen styles or buy any Gen stuff or go to any Gen resorts or restaurants or bars. I can stay home and eat and drink all I want without having to impress anyone.

Think of all the money I'm saving to say nothing of relieving the pressure to show off my chops as a member of this Gen or that.

You might like to join me. Instant membership on application. No fees. No initiation rites. Just kick back and relax.

So good luck to all you still-Gen'ers. I'm outta here.