It is unstoppable. It is fearless.
The Sequester!
Never have we seen anything like it. It’s HUGE. It’s voracious!
Politicians tremble in its wake. Or quake in its presence.
A small band of Sequesterers cheer it on. Shoveling huge chunks of money at its maw.
Who can stand up to it?
NO ONE! It is relentless and will not be stopped.
BEWARE THE SEQUESTER!
Unless you’re over 65.
In which case, YOU are the problem, living too long, feeding at the public trough, sucking the life out of the national treasure.
Beware old people. Your entitlements could be next.
No one ever expects SEQUESTER TWO!
