Thursday, December 17, 2015

The Ministry of Trump

It’s not too early for President-elect Trump to start thinking about his cabinet.

With Vice President Carson safely tucked into obscurity, Pres. Trump picks his dream team:

Secretary of Hate: Ted Cruz
Secretary of Indefensible: Marco Rubio
Secretary of Bluster: Chris Christie
Secretary of Indifference: Jeb Bush
Secretary of Hair: Rand Paul
Secretary of Boredom: Mike Huckabee
Secretary of Whats-His-Name:John Kasich
And Secretary of Blunders: Carly Fiorina

The all-Republican Senate confirms everyone unanimously. No Democrat in his right mind would participate in a government like that.

Proving once again you get what you don’t vote for.