The Ministry of Trump

It’s not too early for President-elect Trump to start thinking about his cabinet.

With Vice President Carson safely tucked into obscurity, Pres. Trump picks his dream team:

Secretary of Hate: Ted Cruz

Secretary of Indefensible: Marco Rubio

Secretary of Bluster: Chris Christie

Secretary of Indifference: Jeb Bush

Secretary of Hair: Rand Paul

Secretary of Boredom: Mike Huckabee
Secretary of Whats-His-Name:John Kasich

And Secretary of Blunders: Carly Fiorina

The all-Republican Senate confirms everyone unanimously. No Democrat in his right mind would participate in a government like that.

Proving once again you get what you don’t vote for.