Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Tips on Muddling Through

1. Read as little of the newspapers as possible.
2. Listen only to traffic and weather on the radio.
3. Avoid so-called “reality” TV shows.
4. Take naps.
5. Play sports (golf and tennis) for fun. Keep score but also perspective. You're not 21 anymore.
6. Exercise as often as possible but don't overdo it.
7. Keep your sense of humor.
8. Drink a lot of water.
9. Drink one bottle of beer.
10. Drink one Scotch (but not on the same day as the beer).
11. Eat anything in moderation.
12. Read a good book. But preferably not while you're eating. You might drip on the pages.
13. Get others to do the hard chores.
14. Get a good night's sleep.
15. Repeat.

Good night.

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