Friday, January 10, 2014

Ode to The Guv

Pity poor Christie
It makes my eyes misty
seeing him squirm
like a humongous worm
caught on a hook
not by a crook
but foisted by pals
including a gal
he put into jobs
where they could toss lobs
at at political foes
who might cause him woes.

What now Chris?
What else is amiss?
Your future plans
In the frying pans?

As Guvs go
So should you.
Now, not later,
alligator.

But knowing Chris
he'll hiss
and bluster,
muster his forces
to mount their horses
to attack and attack.
“There's no going back!”

But you may hit a snag
when your E-ZPass tag
won't pay the toll
to get out of this hole.


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