A Singular Caucus

I caucused myself tonight to get a jump on Iowa and claim the “first in the nation” presidential nomination contest.

I'm still counting the vote so I can't tell you who won. There was one poll watcher keeping a close eye on the tally but she went to bed before the final count.

I was disappointed at the media turnout. No one showed up. Guess they were too busy breathing hard elsewhere. Here it was very quiet. Free ice cream and cookies but only one taker.

I'll phone in the result to the county seat in the morning. They'll be glad to hear from me. After all, I call only once every four years.

Have to keep up my “first in the nation” tradition, you know.

See you at the poll.