Responses Anyone?

The President barely completed his State of the Union Address tonight and the responses are already pouring in. Our Senior response correspondent, Edward Rrr Mutterer is keeping score:

 

"Well, Muddler, naturally the Republicans are the first to say "Yeah, we heard that call for bi-partisanship and that's OK as long as we get to be the partisans and the Democrats take the bi."

"Then there's that weirdo congresswoman from Minnesota who wants to do away with goverment altogether. Of course if she succeeds she'll join the ranks of the jobless. And maybe that's a good thing.

"Then there's the sitting responses and the standing responses. Members in the audience applauded while sitting and applauded on their feet. All that upping and downing took up a lot of extra time. They may have inspired a new party, the "Just Sit There and Listen Party."

"And I see the President is taking questions from real people on You Tube. If they're busy talking to the President how are they going to pay attention to the other responders?

"Aha, what a strategy!

"Back to you, Muddler."

Edward Rrr. Mutterer reporting from the capitol.