Pursuing its relentless attacks on President Barak Obama, House Republicans today lashed at the president for bringing clouds to the Washington, D.C. skies.
“Everyone knows the President uses the weather for his evil agenda,” a House source said on condition of anonymity because if anyone knew who he was he'd be instantly institutionalized.
Another attacker accused the President of inflicting foot-in-mouth disease on Senate Republicans, which everyone knows is self-inflicted. They have yet to recover, leaving House members alone to automatically denounce any action by the White House.
DC's forecast for tomorrow is partly cloudy outside, gloomy in the House, dismal in the Senate.
Have a nice day.
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